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12 November 2009 @ 02:40 am

Tomorrow I'm eating a banana for the first time since i was 4 years old, i'm nervous but excited.

Novembers words - 'good luck'. I think i might need it based on the allergic reaction i had last time i ate one, there was a red rash on my face for a few hours. I know i'm a red but that was just too much.

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05 November 2009 @ 06:39 pm

5

Your top 5 favourite footballers of all time

1. Fowler
2. Stevie
3 (joint). Nando
3 (joint). Luis Garcia
5. Sami

Your 5 least favourite footballers of all time

1. Judas vermin scumbag cunt
2. Gary Neville
3. Rooney
4. Phil Neville
5. Roy Keane

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29 October 2009 @ 11:41 pm

Those twats..

Right, this is starting to piss me off.

I see so many lads wearing these hats, indoors and outdoors.

I want to rip them off the heads of lads I see walking in them, along with their hair, they deserve it for having them on their heads. Fair enough if someone wears one outdoors to keep warm (WITH IT PULLED DOWN PROPERLY, NOT HALF OFF WITH A FLAP OF MATERIAL HANGING DOWN SHOWING THEY'RE A PRICK) but having them on inside is ridiculous. In my lecture on Wednesday I think I saw 10 lads wearing them, that's just not on.

In conclusion, if you have a boyfriend, a brother, a cousin or a male friend who wears those hats (or if you see any guy wearing one in the street), tell them to get those tosser devices off their heads.

Those hats result in 'Those twats'.

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27 October 2009 @ 11:25 pm

HAHAHA WE BEAT THE FUCKING MANCS AGAIN!!!

We beat those fucking mancs for the third time in a row, I'm delighted :D!!!!! Most of their fans on here and ontd reacted like pathetic bitter twats, that made the victory even more enjoyable (a few of you aren't included in that).

We absolutely smashed those fuckers. :D!!

MICAHEL OWEN IS A JUDAS CUNT!!!!

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

5 TIMES

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18 September 2009 @ 02:35 pm

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I AM STILL ABSOLUTELY DYING, I MET FERNANDO TORRES, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Fernando <3

He was awesomeeee, he smiled loads, he spoke to me, he let me have two tries at the photo because the woman messed up the first one, HE'S FERNANDO TORRES. WHAT A MAN.

He's much taller than you'd expect, he towered above me and i'm over 6 foot!

EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS SO AMAZING, IT'S STILL FUCKING SURREAL, I MET FERNANDO TORRES!!

FANGIRL MODE?

:D :D :D

Here are the videos for anyone who hasn't seen them

I was FACE TO FACE with him for about 40 seconds then i stood to the side of him for a bit, FERNANDO TORRES IS IMMENSE. HE LOOKS EVEN BETTER UP CLOSE ;)

ANY QUESTIONS?

Tags: boss, lad, nando

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17 September 2009 @ 12:10 am

Match review

Result rating: 6/10

Tonight we beat Debrecen, a small Hungarian club, 1-0 at Anfield. If you compare the two teams in terms of quality we should have won by more, Debrecen would probably struggle in the Championship (no disrespect intended). The lads didn't really get going, the midfield tried hard but the passing was sloppy and had Debrecen had a better striker we could have been in trouble. A win is a win but we will need to improve to beat tougher opposition.

Player ratings:

Reina: Pepe didn't have much to do and what he did have to do he did well. His catching was good and he saved a few weak shots and made one very good save, tipping a fairly powerful shot over the bar. His distribution wasn't as good as it usually is, he was quite sloppy on a few occasions. 6.5/10

Johnson: Tonight was probably Glen's worst performance for the club since he arrived, saying that, his previous performances have been amazing. Although he was a threat going forward his passing wasn't good and he gave away possesion a few times doing risky things in his own half. 6.5/10

Insua: He too gave away possesion a lot, his passing was bad and his crossing wasn't good either. He still had a pretty solid game defensively and he's learning all the time, i predict he'll be our first choice left back in a couple of years and he has the potential to be one of the best left backs in the world. 5.5/10

Carra: He was better than he has been this season but he still wasn't superb. As we are often reminded he isn't great on the ball and just hoofs it a lot of the time, he made a few decent passes out to the full backs tonight but he still wacked it 60 yards hoping someone would win a header quite a few times. He got a few important tackles in and was good in the air, the striker wasn't very good but Carra was solid tonight. 6.5/10

Skrtel: Similar to Carra tonight, he's slightly better on the ball but he often hoofed it. He got a few good tackles in and won his arial battle. 6.5/10

Yossi: He was the best player on the pitch IMO. He worked very hard and ran so much, he also went on a few great runs, running past defenders and trying to create chances. Yossi has been on great form so far this season and he's becoming one of our most important players. The fans gave him a great reception. 7.5/10

Riera: Albert went on a few good runs and had a couple of decent shots, he was running a fair bit and caused Debrecens defence problems. He wasn't great and seemed to disappear at times, he can play far better. 6.5/10

Lucas: He tried hard and was better than he has been recently. I'm a fan of Lucas (November knows this very well :p) and i think he has potential. He gave possesion away a few times but he worked hard to win it back, i think he deserves another start ahead of Mascherano at West Ham. 7/10

Stevie: He had a pretty bad game, he was trying to create things and he ran quite a lot but his passing was bad and he was unable to make many key passes. We can't rely on him to play amazingly in every match. I expect a good performance from Stevie at West Ham on Saturday. 6/10

Dirk: He worked hard as usual and created a few chances, it was a typical Dirk performance. He was trying to create and he ran around a lot, he got the winning goal and was involved in most of our attacks. Good performance from Dirk. 7.5/10

Torres: Nando looked tired (don't forget he's recently become a dad) and he didn't really get involved in the game. He was making some runs and trying to find space but the service was pretty poor and he didn't look as dangerous as we know he can be. He's got 3 goals in 6 games this season which is good but i'm sure he'll want to improve his performances. 6/10

MOTM: Yossi

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16 July 2009 @ 05:06 am

Xabi is as good as gone

Fee agreed, only a matter of time now.

:(

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29 May 2009 @ 02:07 pm

Heysel Anniversary

In Memoria e Amicizia, in Memory and Friendship:

Rocco Acerra
Bruno Balli
Alfons Bos
Giancarlo Bruschera
Andrea Casula
Giovanni Casula
Nino Cerullo
Willy Chielens
Giuseppina Conti
Dirk Daenecky
Dionisio Fabbro
Jacques François
Eugenio Gagliano
Francesco Galli
Giancarlo Gonnelli
Alberto Guarini
Giovacchino Landini
Roberto Lorentini
Barbara Lusci
Franco Martelli
Loris Messore
Gianni Mastrolaco
Sergio Bastino Mazzino
Luciano Rocco Papaluca
Luigi Pidone
Bento Pistolato
Patrick Radcliffe
Domenico Ragazzi
Antonio Ragnanese
Claude Robert
Mario Ronchi
Domenico Russo
Tarcisio Salvi
Gianfranco Sarto
Giuseppe Spalaore
Mario Spanu
Tarcisio Venturin
Jean Michel Walla
Claudio Zavaroni

RIP - You'll Never Walk Alone.

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17 May 2009 @ 12:35 am

5

Current Mood:

sad

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27 April 2009 @ 02:36 am

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xoxo

&hearts;

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26 April 2009 @ 01:08 am

charming/positive/lovely/friendly/butterflies/rainbows etc post

Howard Melton Webb (born July 14, 1971) is an English football referee who operates in the Premier League and has been a FIFA-listed referee since 2005. He lives in Rotherham, South Yorkshire.

hmmmm.........

well that decision was BOLLOCKS, vital and potentially season defining. I'm still fuming about it but lets talk about other stuff.

......

who am i kidding, i can't avoid this.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING??

even IF we dont win the league, we've had a boss season and i'm proud of the lads. We're getting better and better and even IF the mancs equal our 18 we'll just overtake them again. Positivity everyone.

maybe i went over the top in that post but i was fucking fuming and i can't promise that wont happen again. (i'm not sorry to the mancs, i don't need to be to Amber because, Amber, i made sure not to argue with you directly)

In my defence my calming influence November wasn't there, she knows how to stop me shouting and swearing and stuff. She'll forgive me.

ta for ruining my day Howard.

Tags: mancs

Current Location: 1-4 old toilet

Current Mood:

angry

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20 March 2009 @ 02:18 am

Rafa is boss in two ways

I hate bookmarks, fucking stick to your function and stop moving around.

I hate firefox, stop freezing everytime i want to do anything ever.

I love google chrome, thanks for making my life easier la.

I love the champions league, please hand us an easy draw.

I am neutral on the weather tomorrow, just don't trick me by being sunny but still being cold.

That's 5 ~~times~~ points, 2 negative, 2 positive, 1 neutral.

i'm satisfied.

Tags: boss

Current Mood:

happy

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15 March 2009 @ 03:21 am

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WE BEAT THE FUCKING MANCS FOUR FUCKING ONE. AT OLD TOILET. LIFE IS GREAT.

Ever wondered why i hate mancs so much?

I hate everything about that club, there's no point me making a list of why i do, i'm sure none of you have the energy to scroll through all my reasons. Basically they are absolute scum and today has been one of the best days of my life.

I'm going to share Stevie's new song with you all, it was sung at the match today

Steven Gerrard is our Captain,
Steven Gerrard is a Red,
Steven Gerrard Plays for Liverpool,
Scouser Born and Bred.

to the tune of the 'whistle song'

i love it, simple but boss.

also

I FUCKING HATE THE DIRTY MANC SCUM, FILTHY TWATS. 1-4, I WILL NEVER EVER LET THEM FORGET THIS.

i'm in dreamland, everythings red.

'we're red and we've wont it 5 times, won it 5, won it 5 and we've won it 5 times.'

my love for this man reached new heights today, he also loves to remind mancs WE''VE GOT 5. Sorry Dad, Nando is the main man for me now, i'm sure you understand.

1-4

Tags: boss, mancs, stevie gerrard, torres

Current Location: old toilet, 1-4

Current Mood:

ecstatic

Current Music: 1-4

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03 March 2009 @ 11:24 pm

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Every day i accidently look at the clock at 23:23, i then find myself adding up 2 and 3, which of course equals 5. 5 times.

Current Mood:

sore

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01 March 2009 @ 03:36 am

I'm starting this soon

Why not? I always think random things so i might aswell write them down somewhere. Whenever i next think of something or feel like a rant i'll make an entry.

Current Location: Not in bed, 3:38 am

Current Mood:

sad

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